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March 30, 2005
I Feel Used
I feel used.
I inadvertently left my car windows down last night and lured in an uninvited visitor.
Intruder made himself at home in my good ol' Impala.
The good news: Nothing is missing.
The bad news: Intruder tore open all the juice boxes I keep in my front seat (you never know when you'll get stuck in traffic) and left a sticky apple juice mess everywhere.
The good news: Intruder left physical evidence.
The bad news: Squirrel poop does little good in our court system.
Yes, friends, my intruder was a squirrel, possibly a collection of squirrels.
I HATE SQUIRRELS! THEY THINK THEY'RE CUTE, BUT THEY'RE EVIL, HORRIBLE CREATURES!!!
And now I need to go clean up the mess. Apple juice and squirrel crap. At least it's not raining...
Posted by Anna at March 30, 2005 12:44 PM
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There ought to be a 'i hate squirrels' club. I have 3 trees in my front yard, infested and overrun by these furry rodents that think my car parked under the trees is the toilet. 
Posted by: tanya at March 31, 2005 12:40 AM
This won't make your phobia worse, will it? 
Posted by: Flip at March 31, 2005 09:52 AM
Hey, better than a crack pipe and used condoms. 
Posted by: panthergirl at March 31, 2005 06:15 PM
yipes.. damn squirrels.
Posted by: Arwen at March 31, 2005 10:58 PM
I had an intruder in my car too. Except my squirrel broke my rear window and stole my purse. I like your story better except for the squirrel poop. 
Posted by: Thao at April 1, 2005 01:43 PM
my friend installed this ferris wheel looking thing that holds corncobs for squirrels, it guarenteed "wacky squirrel antics" and boy howdy it delivers! It flings those little furry bastards around the yard while they vie for the corn... bwahahahahahhaa
Posted by: Fidget at April 1, 2005 10:04 PM
I guess it could have been worse. A neighbor of mine left her car window open a few years ago. She woke up to a mother and a liter of kittens in the back seat. it was very messy.
Posted by: Sharron at April 4, 2005 04:22 PM
tiss a shame those squirrels they threw acorns at me will i was going to da bus and attacked my cat curse those reched animals their evil evil i tell u
Posted by: russ at April 12, 2005 01:35 PM