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May 04, 2005
To My Friend in Parking Lot 78
Just a note to the soul who squeezed his Lincoln Continental into a parking space designated for compact cars:
Your car is not compact. Neither is the minivan belonging to the putz-head who wedged his auto into the neighboring compact space. Because of your insensitivity, the owner of a Honda Civic drove by and flipped you off. I know because I walked by at the precise moment of the driver's irritation. Just be glad the driver wasn't prone to road rage.
Now, I recognize your desire to park closer to campus. I, too, have the same yearning. Please notice, though, that I avoided cramming my Chevy Impala into the remaining compact car space--not that it would have fit anyway. The passenger side of the minivan was taking up half of the last space. I'm going to be considerate--I'm sure a VW Beetle will drive by at some point today, and I don't want to be the recipient of anger. Frankly, I don't want my car keyed by a vengeful compact car owner.
Please be kind to your fellow parkers.
Posted by Anna at May 4, 2005 10:29 AM
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If only people would understand this :/ That's not so much my biggest gripe regarding garage parking than it is when you park sideways invading half of the other slot to because you too f'g lazy to pull in like a sane person.
Posted by: hterry at May 4, 2005 12:24 PM
Now this is the way to gripe! Well done!
Posted by: Dale at May 4, 2005 08:21 PM
Consider yourself lucky it wasn't a Ford Explorer or a Hummer!!
Posted by: LibraryLady at May 8, 2005 12:26 PM