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June 15, 2005
You May Call Me Doctor...
I've been slacking off in the blogging realm again. I've started a particular post several times but just have never finished it.
Anyway, this isn't the post I meant to write, but it is something:
I watched 60 Minutes tonight. They featured so-called "Diploma Mills," online schools that generate a degree for you within a few weeks of sending them money. That got me curious, so I surfed around the Internet for a while. I did locate several schools that offered me a PhD, as soon as I send them my check and complete their 2000 word "thesis." See, with all my "experience" and "education," I'm qualified for a PhD.
I was already having a good time when I stumbled across this site. Forget sending money to those online "schools" when I can just print one here!** It's more cost-effective than even those online schools! And just so you know, I have already prepared my degree from Flatulence University in Pungent, Pennsylvania. I am officially a Doctor of Philosophy in the field of Oceanography. Oh, and I also earned a minor in gynecology.
Excuse me while I locate my parchment paper.
**This site is a humor site. Bear that in mind, OK?
Posted by Anna at June 15, 2005 07:34 PM
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