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July 04, 2005
Fireworks in the Bedroom
I woke up to a very strange sight early this morning. Below you will find a transcript of what happened and my thoughts:
Inside bedroom: Zzpt! *brilliant flash of light* Zzpt! *another flash of light*
Me: What the heck?
Inside bedroom: Zzpt! *flash of light* Zzpt! *flash, flash*
Me: Oh, it’s July 4th. I guess the fireworks started a little early this year.
Inside bedroom: Zzpt! Zzpt! *flash, flash, flash* Zzpt!
Me: Urg. Just go back to sleep.
Inside bedroom: Zzpt! Zzpt! Zzpt! *multiple flashing, almost creating a strobe light effect*
Me: (burying head in pillow) Aaack! Stop it!
Inside bedroom: Zzpt! (sound getting more urgent) Zzpt, zzpt! *flash, flash, flash, flash*
Me: (sitting straight up in bed) What is that?
Inside bedroom: Zzpt! *flash* Zzpt! *flash* Zzpt! *flash*
Me: (something lands on my nose) Dag nab it! (swatting thing that landed on my nose)
It was then, finally out of my stupor, that I realized what was happening. My bedroom had somehow been invaded by lightning bugs/fireflies/whatever you call them in your area. Ha! Solved that mystery!
I wonder if my landlord would complain if I hung up a BugZapper…
Posted by Anna at July 4, 2005 01:08 PM
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Comments
Good greif! Deffinatly go get a bug zapper! :)
Posted by: Bug at July 4, 2005 06:03 PM
You know I've never seen one of those bugs! Sad but true, I live in hope.
LOL
M 
Posted by: Nonsensical Flounderings at July 4, 2005 11:08 PM