« Revenge of the Charmin Bears | Main | Don't Get Your Panties in a Knot! »
October 19, 2005
Apologies to Brown Shirt Boy
To the teenage boy who I nearly plowed into in the Vanderbilt Medical Center East parking garage:
May I extend my sincere apologies. I had no intentions of engendering a panic response in you that will require several years of intensive psychotherapy.
In my defense, however, you did not exercise prudent judgment when you kneeled down behind my (running!) car to tie your sneaker. You were honestly out of the line of sight in all my mirrors. How could you not hear my car ignition? And why would you kneel down in the middle of a parking garage anyway?
I'm sorry I made you scream. I promise that I won't tell your friends that you nearly wet yourself in your fright; the incident would have probably been my fault if it had happened so I won't tease you. Nevertheless, please use your common sense the next time your shoelace comes undone, OK?
Posted by Anna at October 19, 2005 03:47 PM
Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.craniumleakage.com/cms/mt-tb.cgi/2736
Comments
If sense was common then everyone would have some.
Posted by: Danius at October 19, 2005 05:54 PM
poor dopey kid!
Posted by: lisa at October 20, 2005 11:11 AM
Blasted teenagers...I don't think any of them have any common sense these days.
Posted by: hterry at October 20, 2005 11:39 AM