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October 05, 2005
Depends on Me
Am I the only person who has ever contemplated purchasing adult diapers just so I don't have to get out of bed before my alarm clock to pee?
Sometimes my alarm clock goes off before my bladder dictates awaking, but this wasn't one of those mornings. Drowsily, I struggled with leaving my cozy warm bed for the chilly toilet seat for several minutes until my bladder won. Then, of course, I shuffled back to bed but by then I was awake and my bed didn't feel as warm and comfy.
Please, someone, anyone, tell me that you've thought about the same thing so I don't feel really weird for wanting to buy Depends!
Posted by Anna at October 5, 2005 09:14 AM
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Dude -- that's a level of laziness I cannot go along with.
Then again, you seem to have pee-control issues, so whatever works. ;)
Posted by: CT at October 5, 2005 10:59 AM
I rarely actually laugh out loud at blogs. This was an exception.
Posted by: Ashley at October 5, 2005 08:38 PM
How bout when you're out at a bar, and you've been drinking, and your companions are quite funny... who wants to keep getting up to empty the bladder? I hear a little leakage with hearty laughter is quite normal. Right? Right??
Posted by: Cupcake at October 13, 2005 03:47 PM