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October 31, 2005
Knock-Knockin'
OK, so we all know it's Halloween. But did you know that it's also National Knock Knock Joke Day? Unfortunately, it's not as easy or as much fun to tell a knock knock joke by yourself, but since this is a one-writer blog, I'll do the best I can. In honor of today:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don't tell knock knock jokes, but I couldn't resist sharing some on National Knock Knock Day.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah reason you're not laughing at my stupidity?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Albie.
Albie who?
Albie durn, this is stupider than I thought.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay not be as funny of a post as I'd wanted, OK? Get over it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna body know of any better knock knock jokes than me?
Please share some better jokes so I can restore the dignified knock knock holiday to its intended splendor!
(I actually had a knock knock Halloween related cartoon, but the flashing punkins make me giggle every time!)
Posted by Anna at October 31, 2005 01:37 AM
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Oh geez...national knock knock joke day? That's a real knee slapper right there. I don't even know any knock knock jokes off the top of my head.
Posted by: The Phoenix at October 31, 2005 03:35 PM
National Knock Knock Day? I did'nt know. ...
Knock, Knock,
Who is There?
Bananna
Bannana who?
Knock, Knock,
Who's There?
Banana
Bananna Who?
.... repeat this until your annoyed with yourself, or the other person almost walks away.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange?
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I did'nt say Bannana again?
I have lots more, as I work in a daycare and well, Knock Knock jokes seem to run a much around there!
Posted by: Aidan at October 31, 2005 03:45 PM
I actually think this is pretty funny!
Posted by: David Anderson at October 31, 2005 07:22 PM
Those pumpkins are hilarious 
Happy knock knock day to you!
Posted by: Yolanda at October 31, 2005 10:22 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears a bad knock knock joke for you!
Posted by: lisa at November 1, 2005 11:04 AM
Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interr....
Mooooo
My boyfriend has been trying to teach his 3 year old son the joys of the knock knock joke, but it's not working. He tries to tell us a joke back, but it winds up being...
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Table.
Table who
Table (and here he inserts his own last name, unless he says "Table poopie")
Posted by: jmfausti at November 1, 2005 11:40 AM