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December 17, 2005

Advice from the Bean-Eater

Woe is the woman who converts a high-fiber side dish into a main dish...and then has two big helpings plus some corn on the cob.

Shame on me for gorging myself on baked beans. My poor colon doesn't know what to do with the sudden intake of fiber.

I wouldn't have had oatmeal with bananas this morning or had popcorn for a snack if if I'd anticipated craving beans this evening. Too much unannounced fiber is wreaking havoc on my insides.

Sheesh. I'm sure it's good to clean out the ol' intestines every now and then...but is there any way besides this? And what causes one to crave beans of all things anyway??

*rumbling from deep within* Ugh. Excuse me. I think I need to skip to my loo.
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Posted by Anna at December 17, 2005 08:38 PM

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I think the youth Christmas party would have been better than that.

Posted by: Christopher at December 18, 2005 08:37 AM

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Posted by: Christopher at January 14, 2006 07:37 PM